"Shadow!? What the heeeee…ck, is going on?"
"I promised to take them to Twinkle Park."
"A-aaaaand?"
"And, I forgot Omega was going to take the Chaos Emerald to see if he could overcharge his weapons with it."
"So that means…"
"So that means I couldn't take them. And now, I'm today's entertainment."
"Hi Miss Rouge! We're making Mister Shadow prettier!"

Fatherhood comes with a lot of challenges, challenges Shadow never saw coming. One of those being what do you do when stuck with your daughter and her friend and their plans are derailed. Well, time to break out the costume box and submit to their "makeover." I mean those spines really need some brushing, Mister Shadow. How else are you going to get the rest of these scrunchies on?

If Rouge takes a picture of this, Shadow's throwing her phone out an airlock.