"A chili dog stand, all the way out here? Come on, bolt-brains, are you even trying?"
"We don't have to try, hedgehog! You walked right into our tra-!"
"And your recipe is slipping! You used way too much chili powder! The heat kills the rest of the flavor!"
"Yeah, the dogs at the boulder trap yesterday were way better."
"Well that's too bad, pincushion! Enjoy your last meal!"
"And seriously, how much garlic powder did you use? The recipe says use a pinch, not a handful."
"Doctor Robotnik's gonna… torture…"
"Geeze, how old are these onions?"
"THAT'S! IT! You want to see a good chili dog? We'll SHOW you a good chili dog! Grounder, dump that batch out. Fox-brat, start dicing these tomatoes! YOU'LL see who can makes the best chili this side of Mobius, BA-HA-HE-HAAA!"

I've been feeling like making some more ambitious pieces lately, and I really wanted to do something Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog related, so hey, let's break out the best Egg-minions, off to yet again catch that horrible hedgehog! They can take failure after failure, but insulting their cooking? Oh, that means war, Sonic.